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UNeconomical Beer Review: Leffe Blonde

It's Saturday er....Wednesday and that means it's time for another beer review. This time things are different, and not just because it's Wednesday and I'm nursing a hangover.

Vancouver Renames Downtown Eastside to “West Calgary”

The City of Vancouver has come up with a creative way of dealing with the homeless and drug addiction problem in the Downtown Eastside:

Fin out of Rehab but into Mercury Rich Tuna and Salmon

The good news for Fin is that his stint in rehab was successful and he returned to the Canucks' organization sober and ready to cheer on his beloved team.

Economical Beer Review: Miller High Life

Well it's been a while since our last beer review, but that doesn't mean we haven't been enjoying beers.

Brad And Angelina To Adopt Full Grown Man

According to adoption insiders and gossip columnists, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are on the verge of adopting another child; this time a 36 year-old man from Seattle.

Tiger Woods has name changed to Cheetah Irons amidst scandal

tiger woods oh yeah On Friday morning Tiger Woods, the legendary golfer caught in a whirlwind of controversy over repeated sexual intercourse with anyone but his wife legally changed his name to Cheetah Irons. Read the story »

“Achievement Whore” added to Merriam-Webster Dictionary

achievement_whore Clearly there is some achievement whoring going on amongst the wordsmiths at Merriam-Webster. Read the story »

Fin Takes Page from Jesus with Resurrection

fin2 In a stunning turn of events recently deceased Vancouver Canucks mascot Fin walked into General Motors Place this morning looking none the worse for wear on his own forked tail. Read the story »