Mukmuk And Gordon Campbell…More Than Friends?

After an intense “Free Mukmuk” internet campaign spearheaded by Vancouver Sun writer Jeff Lee, the cute Vancouver Island marmot was freed from 2010 Mascot Prison. Read more

Economical Beer Review: Wildcat

During these difficult economic (personal) times, we don’t have a lot of extra money to spend on creature comforts (women). Read more

Ice Literally Tilted In Capitals Win Over Atlanta

How many times have you heard a coach or player use the expression “the ice was tilted in their favor?” Read more

“Kick A Ginger Day” Upsets Redheads

The recent rash of violence towards redheads has sparked anger from the redhead community. Read more

Breaking News: Brian Burke Signs In Toronto

Free agent NHL General Manager Brian Burke made the trip Monday to sign in Toronto. Read more

Peter Pan Recruited To Deal With Supertanker Pirates

Peter Pan has been hired by Saudi Arabia to recover their supertanker which was stolen by pirates a week ago. Read more

Jack Bauer and Prison—Together Again

With Fox set to air the TV Movie “24: Redemption,” bad boy star Kiefer Sutherland has landed a real life role in a California psychiatric hospital. Read more

British Columbia, The Breast Place on Earth

In an effort to revitalize the provincial economy, the Government of British Columbia has announced they’re changing the Province’s slogan from “The Best Place on Earth” to “The Breast Place on Earth.” Read more

Brodeur Injury Linked to Sharp Increase in Domestic Violence

When it was revealed last week that New Jersey Devil’s goaltender Martin Brodeur would undergo surgery to repair a ruptured bicep tendon nobody could have foreseen the devastating effect if would have on fantasy poolies’ loved ones. Read more

Supreme Court Bans Man From Twitter

The Supreme Court of Canada has ruled in favor of sentencing a man to a lifetime ban from using the online micro-blogging application Twitter. Read more

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