The Great Sundini To Debut On Saturday, Expectations Low
January 30, 2009 by Joe Nathan · 1 Comment
Orca Bay Sports and Entertainment is proud to announce the premier of a new magic show this Saturday at GM Place in Vancouver. Read more
Weekly Crap: Super Bowl Weekend
January 29, 2009 by Kevin Brockman · Leave a Comment

At The Daily Seagull, our inbox is always full from people sending us crazy links from all over the world wide web. Read more
Fin out of Rehab but into Mercury Rich Tuna and Salmon
January 29, 2009 by Kevin Brockman · 3 Comments
The good news for Fin is that his stint in rehab was successful and he returned to the Canucks’ organization sober and ready to cheer on his beloved team. Read more
Nintendo Patents Technology for New Gaming System that Plays Itself
January 27, 2009 by Kevin Brockman · 10 Comments
Today, video game giant and industry leader Nintendo filed a patent for a new technology which is slated to debut in their next generation of consoles and hand-held devices. Read more
Exclusive: Stephane Dion Releases Pop Song
January 27, 2009 by Matthew Mcgarnickle · 3 Comments
The Daily Seagull has gained exclusive, and probably illegal, access to Stephane Dion’s venture into the world of pop music. Read more
Fin Back in Rehab After Drunken Fight with Schoolchildren
January 22, 2009 by Kevin Brockman · 12 Comments
Fin, the Canucks’ mascot and most devout supporter, is back on the bottle after a heartbreaking loss to the San Jose Sharks in overtime on Tuesday night. Read more
Obama Causes Comedy Recession
January 21, 2009 by Matthew Mcgarnickle · Leave a Comment
Millions of people from around the world watched with excitement as a new chapter of hope began with Barrack Obam’s inauguration as the 44th President of the United States on Tuesday. But not everyone was smiling. Read more
Economical Beer Review: Miller High Life
January 18, 2009 by Matthew Mcgarnickle · 1 Comment
Well it’s been a while since our last beer review, but that doesn’t mean we haven’t been enjoying beers. Read more
Incredibly Fit Kits Guy Blows Bicep: Out for Beach Season, Sears Catalogue
January 12, 2009 by Kevin Brockman · Leave a Comment
This morning in Vancouver BC, part-time male model and full-time waiter Chase Sawyer (aka “Pumpy“) pushed his incredibly fit body past the limits of Mother Nature’s constraints. Read more
Brad And Angelina To Adopt Full Grown Man
January 8, 2009 by Matthew Mcgarnickle · 2 Comments
According to adoption insiders and gossip columnists, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are on the verge of adopting another child; this time a 36 year-old man from Seattle. Read more

