Laughing Cat No Laughing Matter

For the Patterman’s, Christmas may not be coming this year. Read more

George Lucas Becoming Ewok, Emperor

It’s no secret that George Lucas revels in the Star Wars universe he has created.  What may surprise you however is how George has undergone intensive plastic surgery to become one of his favorite creations…an Ewok. Read more

Kyle Wellwood: “Best Shape of My Life”

As the Canucks 2008 training camp draws to a close, Kyle Wellwood, forward for the Vancouver Canucks, claims that he’s in the best shape of his life. Read more

How to Stop Teen Loitering

Are you having problems with groups of teens loitering outside your front door? I know I am. That’s why I got the Mosquito Alarm, an electronic device which emits an ultrasonic sound, similar to the buzz of a mosquito. Read more

How to “Win” Your Fantasy Pool

In most parts of life, living out your fantasies can land you in jail. Read more

Polls: People Prefer Palin’s Panache

It appears that this year’s Presidential Election isn’t just a race to the White House, but also a race to the Funny Farm. Read more

Air Canada Adds Fat Surcharge

In response to increasing operating costs, Air Canada has introduced a new surcharge that will require overweight and oversized people to pay more. Read more

Sweater Vest Sales Down 110%, Cause: Stephen Harper

Stephen Harper, Prime Minister of Canada, has been making a fashion statement during his campaign run for this Fall’s national election. Read more

Cody Hodgson Scores 3 Points, Canucks Fan Craps Pants

Last night Cody Hodgson gave Vancouver Canucks fans something to get excited about.  The 10th overall draft pick from last year had a goal and two assists in a win against the Oiler rookie team. Read more