Tiger Woods has name changed to Cheetah Irons amidst scandal
December 11, 2009 by Kevin Brockman · 2 Comments
On Friday morning Tiger Woods, the legendary golfer caught in a whirlwind of controversy over repeated sexual intercourse with anyone but his wife legally changed his name to Cheetah Irons. Read more
Eklund: Crosby to Atlanta (E5)
December 4, 2009 by Kevin Brockman · 1 Comment
Start here folks!#@*(^
Could a deal be in the works? Yes, Crosby to the Thrashers (E5!!) Read more
“Achievement Whore” added to Merriam-Webster Dictionary
March 31, 2009 by Kevin Brockman · 4 Comments
Clearly there is some achievement whoring going on amongst the wordsmiths at Merriam-Webster. Read more
Fin Takes Page from Jesus with Resurrection
March 30, 2009 by Kevin Brockman · Leave a Comment
In a stunning turn of events recently deceased Vancouver Canucks mascot Fin walked into General Motors Place this morning looking none the worse for wear on his own forked tail. Read more
UNeconomical Beer Review: Leffe Blonde
March 11, 2009 by Kevin Brockman · 2 Comments
It’s Saturday er….Wednesday and that means it’s time for another beer review. This time things are different, and not just because it’s Wednesday and I’m nursing a hangover. Read more
Weekly Crap: Super Bowl Weekend
January 29, 2009 by Kevin Brockman · Leave a Comment
At The Daily Seagull, our inbox is always full from people sending us crazy links from all over the world wide web. Read more
Fin out of Rehab but into Mercury Rich Tuna and Salmon
January 29, 2009 by Kevin Brockman · 3 Comments
The good news for Fin is that his stint in rehab was successful and he returned to the Canucks’ organization sober and ready to cheer on his beloved team. Read more
Nintendo Patents Technology for New Gaming System that Plays Itself
January 27, 2009 by Kevin Brockman · 10 Comments
Today, video game giant and industry leader Nintendo filed a patent for a new technology which is slated to debut in their next generation of consoles and hand-held devices. Read more
Fin Back in Rehab After Drunken Fight with Schoolchildren
January 22, 2009 by Kevin Brockman · 12 Comments
Fin, the Canucks’ mascot and most devout supporter, is back on the bottle after a heartbreaking loss to the San Jose Sharks in overtime on Tuesday night. Read more
Incredibly Fit Kits Guy Blows Bicep: Out for Beach Season, Sears Catalogue
January 12, 2009 by Kevin Brockman · Leave a Comment
This morning in Vancouver BC, part-time male model and full-time waiter Chase Sawyer (aka “Pumpy“) pushed his incredibly fit body past the limits of Mother Nature’s constraints. Read more
