Cat Born with Small Face Just Wants to be Loved, Pet
October 7, 2008 by Kevin Brockman
Samson the white short-haired cat was destined to have a difficult life after being born with a face too small for his body. With a face actually 1/3 the size of a normal cats, Samson has had a tough life. Because Samson’s brother Niles was born with a normal face-to-head ratio, Niles has been getting all the love and affection at the Marsden residence while Samson has become a never-ending laughter machine.
“I really do love Samson,” Jackie Marsden tells the Daily Seagull exclusively. “I just don’t like to look at him. When he glances at me with those wee beady eyes it looks like he’s evil. But I know he’s not. He can’t help it that he was born that way.” Jackie goes on to explain that it’s awkward petting a cat that seems to have a forehead that never ends. “Do you start petting him half-way up his face? I just don’t know what to do with him.”
Recently, Samson’s condition has become a local phenomenon in his home town of Victoria where strangers have taken to stopping by the Marsden’s house just to get a look and laugh at the unfortunate feline. Jackie is brought to tears as she recalls the laughter and smell of urine when she let Samson out to play the other day. “It was just horrible! As soon as I opened the door there were flashes of cameras and almost hysterical laughter from a group of about 30 people who had set up lawn chairs in our front yard. Poor Samson is afraid to even step outside now.”
Sadly, the situation is only made worse by Niles with his gorgeous coat of fur and dreamy blue eyes. “Yes, Niles is an amazing cat,” Rick Marsden informs us between swigs of what appears to be pure olive oil. “He’s my favorite, no doubt. I’m sick and tired of having to cut up Samson’s kibble with scissors just so he can get it into that tiny mouth of his.”
For Samson, the ordeal is far from over. However, it appears Samson’s luck just may have changed with news that the Pattersons have bought the house next door. When asked to explain how this changes the dreadful situation all Jackie managed to say was “Brucie,” before bursting into hysterical laughter.
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oh my god that is the ffunniest picture ever! Did you photoshop it or is that for reals/!?
speaking my mind pales in comparison to what’s going on in your guys’ minds…. funny stuff. weird. but funny…
Oh my god. This article had me in stitches.
Marsdens! Nicely done.
hahahaha, my boyfriend is sat here almost crying with laughter!!! very funny
This cat is beautiful. He deserves to be loved for who and what he is. There is shredded cat food in cans with gravy that would not have to be cut up. If the family cannot handle his looks they should call Best Friends. There he could live a long happy life and not endure the comparison between him and the other cat. Have a heart, people!
See more on the plight of this petite-faced feline here:
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See more on the plight of this petite-faced feline at:
http://smallfacecats.tumblr.com/
If they don’t want this cat i would love to have him please email me at destinykaz@Hotmail.com if your interested.
How cruel!! You don’t even like the cat!! Give it to some one who will not judge it!! My cat was born with a large head,(looks like a Persian cat),I love him to death he’s my favorite!! Don’t tell the others!! All my pet’s are spoiled!! If the cat is even real? How cruel!!! Get a life and get off the internet!!