Eklund: Crosby to Atlanta (E5)

Start here folks!#@*(^

Could a deal be in the works?  Yes, Crosby to the Thrashers (E5!!) Read more

Fin Takes Page from Jesus with Resurrection

In a stunning turn of events  recently deceased Vancouver Canucks mascot Fin walked into General Motors Place this morning looking none the worse for wear on his own forked tail.  Read more

NHL Bans Goal Celebrations

Alexander Ovechkin’s recent 50th goal celebration has entertained millions around the world. Read more

Man Gets Carried Away On NHL Trade Deadline Day: Trades Away Dog, Son

The NHL Trade Deadline Day is considered the ‘Christmas Eve’ of the NHL. Read more

Sean Avery: “Everybody deserves a seventh chance”

The Dallas Stars are preparing to place Avery on waivers which would open the door for any other club to claim him. Read more

Interview With A Vampire: Gary Bettman

Joe Nathan spent the last month on a hard target search of every ice rink, dressing room, luxury box, limousine, Short and Small Men’s Clothing Store Read more

The Great Sundini To Debut On Saturday, Expectations Low

Orca Bay Sports and Entertainment is proud to announce the premier of a new magic show this Saturday at GM Place in Vancouver. Read more

Fin out of Rehab but into Mercury Rich Tuna and Salmon

The good news for Fin is that his stint in rehab was successful and he returned to the Canucks’ organization sober and ready to cheer on his beloved team.  Read more

Fin Back in Rehab After Drunken Fight with Schoolchildren

Fin, the Canucks’ mascot and most devout supporter, is back on the bottle after a heartbreaking loss to the San Jose Sharks in overtime on Tuesday night.  Read more

Canucks’ Goaltenders Get New Italian Names

Canucks’ goaltenders Curtis Sanford and Corey Schneider have decided to change their names in hope it will help to improve their play. Read more

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