Fin Takes Page from Jesus with Resurrection

In a stunning turn of events  recently deceased Vancouver Canucks mascot Fin walked into General Motors Place this morning looking none the worse for wear on his own forked tail.  Read more

Man Gets Carried Away On NHL Trade Deadline Day: Trades Away Dog, Son

The NHL Trade Deadline Day is considered the ‘Christmas Eve’ of the NHL. Read more

Sean Avery: “Everybody deserves a seventh chance”

The Dallas Stars are preparing to place Avery on waivers which would open the door for any other club to claim him. Read more

Interview With A Vampire: Gary Bettman

Joe Nathan spent the last month on a hard target search of every ice rink, dressing room, luxury box, limousine, Short and Small Men’s Clothing Store Read more

Fin out of Rehab but into Mercury Rich Tuna and Salmon

The good news for Fin is that his stint in rehab was successful and he returned to the Canucks’ organization sober and ready to cheer on his beloved team.  Read more

Fin Back in Rehab After Drunken Fight with Schoolchildren

Fin, the Canucks’ mascot and most devout supporter, is back on the bottle after a heartbreaking loss to the San Jose Sharks in overtime on Tuesday night.  Read more

Canucks’ Goaltenders Get New Italian Names

Canucks’ goaltenders Curtis Sanford and Corey Schneider have decided to change their names in hope it will help to improve their play. Read more

Suspension Lifted, Avery Duct Tape Rule Enacted

The indefinite suspension on Dallas Star Sean Avery for inappropriate use of language was lifted by the NHL on Friday. Read more

Ice Literally Tilted In Capitals Win Over Atlanta

How many times have you heard a coach or player use the expression “the ice was tilted in their favor?” Read more

Breaking News: Brian Burke Signs In Toronto

Free agent NHL General Manager Brian Burke made the trip Monday to sign in Toronto. Read more

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