http://www.dailyseagull.com We right, you read. Fri, 18 Dec 2009 00:10:11 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en On Friday morning Tiger Woods, the legendary golfer caught in a whirlwind of controversy over repeated sexual intercourse with anyone but his wife legally changed his name to Cheetah Irons.  The motivation behind the move is clearly aimed at helping to distance Cheetah Irons from the sinful connotations associated with ... http://www.dailyseagull.com/tiger-woods-has-name-changed-to-cheetah-irons-amidst-scandal/ Start here folks!#@*(^ Could a deal be in the works?  Yes, Crosby to the Thrashers (E5!!) I have the most challenging job on the planet having to keep track of 30 NHL teams!!  But it is so rewarding and challenging in the a challenging kind of way that I can't help but ... http://www.dailyseagull.com/eklund-crosby-to-atlanta-e5/ Clearly there is some achievement whoring going on amongst the wordsmiths at Merriam-Webster. As is now tradition, the Merriam-Webster dictionary has added to their list of words which give meaning to the latest lingo in pop culture, technology and current events. No matter how odd the choice of adding 'achievement whore' ... http://www.dailyseagull.com/achievement-whore-added-to-mirriam-webster-dictionary/ In a stunning turn of events  recently deceased Vancouver Canucks mascot Fin walked into General Motors Place this morning looking none the worse for wear on his own forked tail.  According to the official statement released by the Canucks, Fin's status has been upgraded from dead to alive.  Also revealed ... http://www.dailyseagull.com/fin-takes-page-from-jesus-with-resurrection/ Alexander Ovechkin's recent 50th goal celebration has entertained millions around the world. But one man isn't smiling, and his name is Gary Bettman. Bettman, who is commissioner of the NHL, has decided to put an end to this plague of entertaining goal celebrations.  Starting next season, any player who over-celebrates a ... http://www.dailyseagull.com/nhl-bans-goal-celebrations/ It's Saturday er....Wednesday and that means it's time for another beer review.  This time things are different, and not just because it's Wednesday and I'm nursing a hangover.  This time the beer is UNeconomical.  You know, expensive.  So lace up your golden shoes and adjust your diamond encrusted belt.  Even ... http://www.dailyseagull.com/uneconomical-beer-review-leffe-blonde/ Skippy McGee, a vagabond musician living on the streets of Vancouver, announced plans on Monday for a world tour that begins with 15 dates in and around the Lower Mainland this summer. The 100 date tour is in support of McGee's first original song entitled "Change Spares Some".  The song title ... http://www.dailyseagull.com/skippy-mcgee-announces-world-tour/ The NHL Trade Deadline Day is considered the 'Christmas Eve' of the NHL. Fans across Canada get swept up in the excitement of the prospect of their team acquiring a new player or getting rid of an old one. Unfortunately for one man, the excitement went a little bit overboard. Bill ... http://www.dailyseagull.com/man-gets-carried-away-on-trade-deadline-day-trades-away-dog-son/ The Dallas Stars are preparing to place Avery on waivers which would open the door for any other club to claim him. Media reports on Saturday are suggesting that Sean Avery may be on the verge of returning to the New York Rangers. Upon news of his imminent re-entry to the ... http://www.dailyseagull.com/sean-avery-everybody-deserves-a-seventh-chance/ The City of Vancouver has come up with a creative way of dealing with the homeless and drug addiction problem in the Downtown Eastside: They're going to give the problem to Calgary. Vancouver City Council today voted in favor of officially renaming the troubled Downtown Eastside to "West Calgary." Therefore, instead ... http://www.dailyseagull.com/vancouver-renames-downtown-eastside-to-west-calgary/