Comments on: Nintendo Patents Technology for New Gaming System that Plays Itself

By: Yill Yonkey

Yill Yonkey — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 01:57:03 +0000

Just a word of warning for Mr. Iwata…I was recently privileged to attend a tour of the Sony factory and believe that they are close behind in releasing a similar, yet superior gaming system. What tipped me off was the 400 M wall made up of 10,473 solid gold bricks, proudly displaying their newly released motto: “At Sony we make the handicapped, handi.”

I think this could start some sort of gaming war…good thing I’m basically pro at Duck Hunt.

By: Kevin Brockman

Kevin Brockman — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 00:10:05 +0000

Thanks Mastershredder. If you see Donatello tell him that purple is a colour reserved only for sissies and that a staff should only be used by an old man as an aid for walking. Unless that staff has magical powers. Or you need to find the resting place of the Arc of the Covenant.

By: Mastershredder

Mastershredder — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 11:13:16 +0000

How the heck did you come to the conclusion that I took this seriously? Maybe you ought to read my post again and put a little more thought into it. It’s called gaming satire my friends, which I fully welcome.

Kudos to the author!

By: Matt Crain

Matt Crain — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 04:04:58 +0000

is this a hoax thats the dumbest thing ive ever heard…….. and ive watched all the beavis and butthead shows…. this guy does not live in reality

By: AsH

AsH — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 22:13:57 +0000

Ha ha, nice lampooning! Makes pefect sense. They won’t have to make any more shoddy movie-based games, we could just pop in the DVD and watch that!

By: Wow

Wow — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 22:12:04 +0000

Wow, this is THE most mind numbing article of all time. Its obviously fake and to the three that believed this BS…stay in school…and by the way…dont criticize NIntendo for beating Microsofts ass. As for Sony…well the PS3 rules =P and so does the Wii…

By: wowzer

wowzer — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 21:54:08 +0000

Wow. This has to be the stupidest article of all time. It’s so obvious it’s fake. I can’t believe you managed to get 3 morons to actually believe this. I seriously doubt the nintendo president would call there games “crap” and then call people “disabled” because they can’t finish a game. Also nintendo wouldn’t say they couldn’t compete with sony or microsoft since they have been competing with people before either of them. This article is just plain stupid. Thanks for wasting my time. I was thinking this was actually going to be a good article talking about some kind of radical new technology. Damnit.

By: Mastershredder

Mastershredder — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 20:48:51 +0000

That was great!

I also heard that the gameplay is supposed to be so easy that Nintendo is going to implement the opposite of trophies/achievements and penalize you for bad gaming performance. If you play a crappy round, kiss your Wii points goodbye!

By: adnan

adnan — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 20:20:51 +0000

interseting Patent but i myslef would neevr do that i love playing games and thatw ould take away the fun

By: Methan

Methan — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 19:42:36 +0000

well to tell u the truth and with full respect, the whole world is not disabled, so i think that putting an option for the game to play it self is much wiser, otherwise people should buy movies