Exclusive: Stephane Dion Releases Pop Song

The Daily Seagull has gained exclusive, and probably illegal, access to Stephane Dion’s venture into the world of pop music. Read more

Harper Picks Hockey Mom For Running Mate

Stephen Harper announced today who his vice-prime minister running mate will be in the 2008 Canadian Federal Election. Read more

Exclusive: What Really Happened At The Federal Debate

Last night the 5 candidates battling for the Prime Minister of Canada laid their party’s platforms out on the table.  What went on underneath the table, is another story altogether. Read more

Dion Gets English Translator

The Liberal party has announced that Stephen Dion will have a translator present at the English Prime Minster’s election debate tonight in Ottawa. Read more

Harper’s 2007 Haircut Ripped Off: Stylist

A senior Conservative stylist has quit after damaging revelations that Stephen Harper’s haircut in 2007 was copied almost hair-for-hair from a farmer in Langley, BC. Read more

Stephen Harper proposes $70 bailout

Prime Minister of Canada Stephen Harper unveiled his $70 bailout plan at a press conference last night in Ottawa. Read more

Stephen Harper Attributes Steady Diet of Kittens to Lean Physique

Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper has recently come forward to explain his new, leaner physique.  His secret?  A steady diet of kittens. Read more

George Stroumboulopoulos Unable to Spell His Own Name

In unsurprising news, George Stroumboulopoulos has been discovered to not know how to spell his own name.  Host of the popular “The Hour” television program on CBC, Snufalupagus has become a household name and Canadian icon in his own right.  The revelation that George was unable to spell his own name came on Monday during an interview with Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper.

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Sweater Vest Sales Down 110%, Cause: Stephen Harper

Stephen Harper, Prime Minister of Canada, has been making a fashion statement during his campaign run for this Fall’s national election. Read more